too good to keep for myself: jeanspants and beanspant

In Bombay, they call blue jeans "jeanspants" -- all one word said quickly, and pronounced like this --- "jinspant".

So, we ate some bad food one day last week, and I had "beanspant" -- or "binspant" as I've been calling it.

I will save the rest of this one for the phone, but "binspant" turned out real bad at the Starbuck's...

(thank God for honest, truthful friendships. I love receiving emails like this.)